When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
When you’re finally off your period
In the bath with some candles, tea, and something else to sooth my edginess.
I take relaxation very seriously.
Time to watch a documentary about plants.
people should just reply to anon hate with this
damn dude thats brutal
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
DID THOR JUST GO SWIMMING
IS THOR TRYING OUT A FUN NEW HAIR MASK FROM LUSH
THE FUCKBUTT IS THIS INSISTENCE ON GIVING THOR THE HAIR OF A MAN NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 500 FEET OF SCHOOLS AND CHUCK E. CHEESE’S MARVEL??????????
LIKE EVEN AS A CHARACTER CHOICE: FINE, THEY PROBABLY DON’T HAVE CLARIFYING SHAMPOO ON ASSGARD (typo but it stays) OBVS STEVE CAN’T HELP HE WASHES HIS HAIR WITH THE PATRIOTIC REMNANTS OF A BAR OF ARMY ISSUE SOAP FROM 1945 AND A HANDFUL OF HONEST BROOKLYN DIRT BUT LBR TONY FUCKIN STARK HAS A SHOWER FULL OF BIOSILK ARGAN OIL SPERM WHALE ESSENCES FROM L’OREAL MARS OR WHAT THE SHIT EVER AND WOULD FOR SURE BE LIKE THOR UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL FARM TRAGEDY AND SMELLS WORSE SO LIKE
WHO IS DOING THIS
WHO HATES THUNDERBAE :(
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]
More of her brilliant articles can be found here.
- The movie verse is not Earth-616
- The movie verse is not MC2
- The movie verse is not The Ultimates verse
- The movie verse is based off Marvel publications on a whole
- And it is its own continuity
- With elements from various Earths
- Is Earth-199999 to be precise [Thank you Kyle]
- Note how that number does not have any 6s
- Or the word ‘Ultimates’ in it
What I’m sayin is take what you want from any of them but don’t act like it’s a direct adaptation of one of them
Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”
Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.
Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.
Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.
i also thought this was interesting because it reveals something about the subtleties of sharon’s job as an espionage agent, the particular social skills she needs. she has to keep steve close, so that she can keep an eye on and protect him, so when she unexpectedly comes into contact with him, she takes the opportunity to make friendly, just-this-side-of-flirtatious conversation. of course, regardless of whether she’d be interested in seeing him socially or romantically (and i don’t think the movie gives us any real clues as to whether she is or not; sharon’s not quite the cipher natasha is, but she has a pretty good poker face), she know that she can’t pursue it, because it would be a conflict of interest in terms of her job as a spy. and she deals with the situation with a great deal of finesse.
i thought it was pretty impressive on a number of levels.